Ex-husband squirrels are the worst. I am not sure why I married this squirrel. He is a no-good lying son of an owl. I, Hercules Axel, have compiled a list of reasons…
by 😂👌👏💀🎉💋🤷🤮 In an effort to make students feel safer on campus, Fake Public Safety has announced that it will begin equipping its officers with light-up sketchers at night. The dimly lit…
Hosie 😉 The eSports craze has been spreading across the country, with colleges and universities putting together teams to compete against each other in a myriad of different video games. Drew did…
Grin Brownie & Camcuddles99 Drew University is very excited to announce that we will be hosting next year’s Super Bowl in the extremely spacious Ranger Stadium! This year, the top-ranked team in…
by Caitlin Shannon, Student Life & Arts Editor Drew may be turning 150 years old, but it’s never too late to start a new tradition. You heard it here first: Drew’s Class…
By Jake Levine Drew University officials have announced that until the current “squirrel situation” is solved, the Simon Forum will be closed until further notice. University officials have been scrambling for days,…
Don’t you just love the sweet, fresh aroma of Commons in the morning? There is nothing better than waking up for your early-morning class and stopping by the cafeteria just to be…