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BREAKING NEWS: Squirrels Overrun Drew Forest, Students Encouraged to Take Cover

April 1, 2022April 1, 2022

Researchers predict a different outcome for the squirrels of Drew this spring. Usually, it is no surprise to the Drew community when the squirrels begin to spring back into action from their…

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Keep Your Nut Standards High

April 1, 2022April 1, 2022

We all know that the oak trees in The Forest,  our beautiful home, are what provide us with our favorite thing to eat: acorns. But there’s a problem. Even though we have…

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Opinions by Sky Yuris: Let Them Eat NUTS

April 1, 2022April 1, 2022

Picture this. You walk into your kitchen looking for a snack. You head to the fridge door to scout out the leftovers and, just as you grab the handle, the floor falls…

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Greetings Inferior Life Forms

April 1, 2022April 8, 2022

For months now, we have been observing you through your windows, in The Commons and as you walk around the Drew University campus. We know your every move.  We have grown tired…

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Squirrel Community Demands Immediate Change

April 1, 2022April 1, 2022

Hello, and greetings my fellow human and squirrel readers! As one of the few humans who has had the rare privilege to pet a squirrel, the Squirrel Council has selected me as…

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ACORN ACORN ACORN ACORN ACORN

April 1, 2022April 1, 2022

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I’m a Scrat Apologist, and I’m Not Afraid to Admit It

April 1, 2022April 1, 2022

Yes, I Mean the Squirrel From ‘Ice Age’ Looking for a romantic movie to celebrate on your upcoming anniversary with your partner? What about a period piece for a sleepover with those…

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First Cats, Now Squirrels: Taylor Swift Trying to Take Over the Animal Kingdom after Taking Over the Music Industry

April 1, 2022April 1, 2022

It started with the girl in the squirrel costume in the background of the “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” music video circa 2012. Then she was attacked by a flock…

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Crazy Blaze Presents New Game: Pop the Human

April 1, 2022April 1, 2022

I don’t like humans. They are big and loud and they keep cutting down my precious trees. I am from a superior race. The humans should fear me. Those humans can embarrassingly…

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The Drew Acorn is Drew University's student-run newspaper. Established in 1928, the Acorn covers campus life and news, as well as events in Madison and the surrounding area that are of interest to our student body. If you're interested in writing for the Acorn, get in touch at thedrewacorn@gmail.com, or on path.drew.edu
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The Drew Acorn is Drew University’s student-run newspaper. Established in 1928, the Acorn covers campus life and news, as well as events in Madison and the surrounding area that are of interest to our student body. If you’re interested in writing for the Acorn, get in touch at thedrewacorn@gmail.com, or join on path.drew.edu.

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    • International
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    • Humans of Drew
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    • Lead Ed
  • Science & Technology
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  • Digital Issues
  • The Acron
 

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