Researchers predict a different outcome for the squirrels of Drew this spring. Usually, it is no surprise to the Drew community when the squirrels begin to spring back into action from their…
We all know that the oak trees in The Forest, our beautiful home, are what provide us with our favorite thing to eat: acorns. But there’s a problem. Even though we have…
Picture this. You walk into your kitchen looking for a snack. You head to the fridge door to scout out the leftovers and, just as you grab the handle, the floor falls…
For months now, we have been observing you through your windows, in The Commons and as you walk around the Drew University campus. We know your every move. We have grown tired…
Hello, and greetings my fellow human and squirrel readers! As one of the few humans who has had the rare privilege to pet a squirrel, the Squirrel Council has selected me as…
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Yes, I Mean the Squirrel From ‘Ice Age’ Looking for a romantic movie to celebrate on your upcoming anniversary with your partner? What about a period piece for a sleepover with those…
It started with the girl in the squirrel costume in the background of the “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” music video circa 2012. Then she was attacked by a flock…
I don’t like humans. They are big and loud and they keep cutting down my precious trees. I am from a superior race. The humans should fear me. Those humans can embarrassingly…