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The Acorn celebrates April Fools Day by publishing joke articles that are not to be taken seriously or considered as official news reports.

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Opinions/The Acron/Volume 97/Volume 97 Issue 10

Yella’s Milkshake Review

April 4, 2025April 3, 2025

It is almost going to be a full academic year since the dining services have changed providers on campus. But what hasn’t changed is how incredible the new flavored Yella’s milkshake is.…

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Student Life & Arts/The Acron/Volume 97/Volume 97 Issue 10

Acron Cult Robs Student Engagement

April 4, 2025April 3, 2025

BREAKING NEWS! The members of the Acron Newspaper Cult have recently robbed multiple Student Engagement officials! Multiple seniors from the club planned a month-long heist where they would break into the homes…

Sports/The Acron/Volume 97/Volume 97 Issue 10

Getting to Know Our Rangers On and Off the Field: Ranger Bear

April 4, 2025April 3, 2025

Drew’s student-athletes are known for their dedication, resilience and competitive spirit. They demonstrate remarkable discipline and a relentless work ethic both in competition and the classroom. This edition of our Ranger Spotlight…

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News/The Acron/Volume 97/Volume 97 Issue 10

Admissions Tour Guides Secretly Train Visiting High Schoolers to Attack Students on the Path

April 4, 2025April 3, 2025

MADISON, N.J. — An anonymous reporter from the Acorn who sat in on a top-secret Admissions training this past week has finally revealed what they learned about the secretive, hush-hush department previously…

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News/The Acron/Volume 97/Volume 97 Issue 10

Oh No! We Made Too Many Smoothies!

April 4, 2025April 3, 2025

All is fair in love and smoothies, except when we make too many and explode the teaching kitchen, which occurred shortly after the grand opening on March 24.  With the grand opening…

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News/The Acron/Volume 97/Volume 97 Issue 10

Business Department New Curriculum: Art of Business

April 4, 2025April 3, 2025

In a surprising and unprecedented move, Drew University’s Department of Business has announced a complete overhaul of its curriculum, introducing a new foundational approach that merges artistic expression with corporate strategy. Effective…

Opinions/The Acron/Volume 97/Volume 97 Issue 10/Volume 97 Issue 9

Embrace the Smells

April 4, 2025April 3, 2025

If you live on campus, you’re well aware of the multiple smells pervading our halls. The mold, the cannabis, smoke, fire, body odor. I could go on forever with this list. These…

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News/The Acron/Volume 97/Volume 97 Issue 10

Drew Prepares for War? WiFi & Power Outages EXPOSED as Cover to Install Guided Cruise Missile in DoYo Rotunda

April 4, 2025April 3, 2025

MADISON, N.J. —  In a recent (literally) earth-shattering revelation to the Drew community, it has been discovered that the recent spate of power and Wi-Fi issues on campus have not merely been…

Opinions/The Acron/Volume 97/Volume 97 Issue 10

The Gym Sucks: Here’s How To Make It Better 

April 4, 2025April 3, 2025

Everybody loves the gym, right? It’s full of kindhearted people who are definitely not judging you, the loudest, strangest music you’ve ever heard and absolutely no air conditioning. What’s not to love…

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News/The Acron/Volume 97/Volume 97 Issue 10

Angry Over Club Budget Cuts? Blame the Leprechauns

April 4, 2025April 3, 2025

An administrative leak has finally uncovered the real cause of all of those budget cuts and cost rises that students are up in arms about, and it is not actually what many…

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