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The Acorn celebrates April Fools Day by publishing joke articles that are not to be taken seriously or considered as official news reports.

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We Are Asking the Wrong Questions about The Time Change

April 5, 2024August 7, 2024

After a discovery, it is hard to look back and comprehend the inability of our previous selves to understand. Once something seems obvious, it takes a lot of effort to not see…

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Student Life & Arts/The Acron/Volume 96 Issue 12

Stargazing Club Builds Rocket, Goes to Space

April 5, 2024April 5, 2024

The Stargazing Club, Drew’s premier student-led astronomical studies group, has long held what many thought was a far-fetched dream for a college-aged group of astronomy enthusiasts: to build their own rocket and…

Drew Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow/Student Life & Arts/The Acron/Volume 96 Issue 12

Drew Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow: Donkey Balls

April 5, 2024April 5, 2024

My editors typically get on my ass about word count, so for their sake, this week’s article will be shorter. Teddy told me I could make it longer, but it’s not too…

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Student Life & Arts/The Acron/Volume 96 Issue 12

Drew Replaces Ranger Bear Mascot with a Woodchipper

April 5, 2024April 5, 2024

Head of Janitorial Staff Fred E. Fazbear announced yesterday that Drew will officially be retiring the popular Ranger Bear mascot in favor of a Disk Style Model 1712 Carlton Woodchipper.  “Our shareholders…

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Student Life & Arts/The Acron/Volume 96 Issue 12

Drew Philosophy Department Names Fergie As Philosopher of the Year

April 5, 2024April 5, 2024

Almost a dozen students crowded around outside the Ehinger Center late last Sunday, eagerly anticipating the Drew University philosophy department’s delivery of this year’s “Greatest Philosopher Award.”  The department holds their “Philosophy…

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The Acron/Volume 96 Issue 12

Jason Kelce to Launch Drew’s First Football Team

April 5, 2024August 7, 2024

Former Philadelphia Eagles center Jason Kelce will be taking the helm of Drew University’s inaugural football team as head coach next fall.  The sudden career move comes not long after Kelce announced…

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The Acron/Volume 96 Issue 12

Drew to Debut Obstacle Course Racing (Staylord’s Version) on Campus Road

April 5, 2024August 7, 2024

Drew University Athletics has announced plans to implement a new sporting event during the fall 2024 season: obstacle course racing.  The department shared on Tuesday that the course will be run on…

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The Acron/Volume 96 Issue 12

Drew Rangers Baseball On Track for First Undefeated Season

April 5, 2024August 7, 2024

Drew University’s baseball team has played a perfect season so far and is on track to post their first undefeated season in program history.  The Rangers currently boast an overall win record…

The Acron/Volume 95 Issue 16

New Pool, New Sports: Curling and Water Polo Come to Drew

March 31, 2023August 7, 2024

As students know, Drew University recently completed construction of the new Olympic-sized swimming pool on top of Brothers College. During the grand opening of the pool, Drew announced the addition of two…

The Acron/Volume 95 Issue 16

Photo Story: Squirrel Yoga

March 31, 2023August 7, 2024

Elizabeth_ is sophomore majoring in deforestation.…

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The Drew Acorn is Drew University's student-run newspaper. Established in 1928, the Acorn covers campus life and news, as well as events in Madison and the surrounding area that are of interest to our student body. If you're interested in writing for the Acorn, get in touch at thedrewacorn@gmail.com, or on path.drew.edu
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