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Volume 96 Issue 12

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Student Life & Arts/Uncategorized/Volume 96 Issue 12

Today, Today, and Today: A History of Time Not Being Real

April 5, 2024April 5, 2024

In honor of the 25-year anniversary of recorded time anomalies, let’s take a look into the history of how we have come to understand time as we do today.  The time equation…

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Volume 96 Issue 12

Chicken Noodle Soup: Are We Going Too Far?

April 5, 2024August 7, 2024

In the world of culinary delights, few dishes are as comforting and controversial as chicken noodle soup. But what if I told you that the very chickens that inspire this beloved broth…

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Volume 96 Issue 12

The Voices in Your Head Are Actually Squirrels (Sometimes)

April 5, 2024August 7, 2024

Do you ever think you are hearing sounds coming from the infamous little critters that constantly lurk around campus? As it turns out, the squirrels have not only been speaking, but they…

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Volume 96 Issue 12

Ben’s Beliefs: Do NOT Go To Michigan

April 5, 2024August 7, 2024

Jukebox musicals are a scourge on humanity, and nothing displays this better than recent release “Hills Under Michigan,” directed by Neil Breen. The story follows a trio of young adults who, while…

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Student Life & Arts/The Acron/Volume 96 Issue 12

Stargazing Club Builds Rocket, Goes to Space

April 5, 2024April 5, 2024

The Stargazing Club, Drew’s premier student-led astronomical studies group, has long held what many thought was a far-fetched dream for a college-aged group of astronomy enthusiasts: to build their own rocket and…

Drew Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow/Student Life & Arts/The Acron/Volume 96 Issue 12

Drew Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow: Donkey Balls

April 5, 2024April 5, 2024

My editors typically get on my ass about word count, so for their sake, this week’s article will be shorter. Teddy told me I could make it longer, but it’s not too…

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Student Life & Arts/The Acron/Volume 96 Issue 12

Drew Replaces Ranger Bear Mascot with a Woodchipper

April 5, 2024April 5, 2024

Head of Janitorial Staff Fred E. Fazbear announced yesterday that Drew will officially be retiring the popular Ranger Bear mascot in favor of a Disk Style Model 1712 Carlton Woodchipper.  “Our shareholders…

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Student Life & Arts/The Acron/Volume 96 Issue 12

Drew Philosophy Department Names Fergie As Philosopher of the Year

April 5, 2024April 5, 2024

Almost a dozen students crowded around outside the Ehinger Center late last Sunday, eagerly anticipating the Drew University philosophy department’s delivery of this year’s “Greatest Philosopher Award.”  The department holds their “Philosophy…

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The Acron/Volume 96 Issue 12

Jason Kelce to Launch Drew’s First Football Team

April 5, 2024August 7, 2024

Former Philadelphia Eagles center Jason Kelce will be taking the helm of Drew University’s inaugural football team as head coach next fall.  The sudden career move comes not long after Kelce announced…

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The Acron/Volume 96 Issue 12

Drew to Debut Obstacle Course Racing (Staylord’s Version) on Campus Road

April 5, 2024August 7, 2024

Drew University Athletics has announced plans to implement a new sporting event during the fall 2024 season: obstacle course racing.  The department shared on Tuesday that the course will be run on…

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