By Jake Levine Charles Baudelaire, in describing the allurement of sin wrote, “the Devil pulls the strings which make us dance.” The power of evil lies not in the debasement of what…
by 😂👌👏💀🎉💋🤷🤮 In an effort to make students feel safer on campus, Fake Public Safety has announced that it will begin equipping its officers with light-up sketchers at night. The dimly lit…
By Jake Levine In understanding the complex relationship between past and present, Voltaire’s assertion that history is “nothing but a pack of lies we play upon the dead” is perhaps the most…
by Jake Levine Of all the articles I’ve written at The Drew Acorn, “We Are Still Here” is the last one I expected to get a response from. It was a…
by Jake Levine Count this one as a win for prey. After eons of being eaten, devoured and gorged on, shrimp finally bit back, as hero crustacean Shia the Shrimp lodged a…
by Jake Levine From darkness and meaninglessness, the words of Lightning McQueen breath life and action into Disney’s illustrious and enduring Cars franchise (sans Cars 2). The words “speed/I am speed” act…
By Jake Levine As we slowly (and unwillingly) begin to accept that our time in London is coming to an end, I have found myself grown quite attached to the culture. I…
By Jake Levine We’ve been in London for almost a month now, and I’m pleased to say I have not been run over as of yet. Of all the dangers that the…
By Jake Levine In his declaration that “Hell is other people,” Sartre articulated the power others hold in shaping and determining the perception of us that holds in the public eye.…
By Jake Levine When it rains, it pours at Drew University. Water cascades throughout campus in a choppy, rough manner that deposits a mixture of dirt, filth and waste throughout various…