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Jake Levine

The Devil’s Crunch: Chester Cheetah as Lucifer Incarnate

April 13, 2018April 13, 2018

By Jake Levine Charles Baudelaire, in describing the allurement of sin wrote, “the Devil pulls the strings which make us dance.” The power of evil lies not in the debasement of what…

Skechers Squad: Fake P-Safety Announces New Light-Up Skechers Initiative

March 30, 2018March 30, 2018

by 😂👌👏💀🎉💋🤷🤮 In an effort to make students feel safer on campus, Fake Public Safety has announced that it will begin equipping its officers with light-up sketchers at night. The dimly lit…

I’ve Seen This Before: The Fallacy in Perceiving Historical Recurrences

February 23, 2018February 23, 2018

By Jake Levine In understanding the complex relationship between past and present, Voltaire’s assertion that history is “nothing but a pack of lies we play upon the dead” is perhaps the most…

Authentic Heritage: Responding to Borderline Hate Mail

February 9, 2018

by Jake Levine         Of all the articles I’ve written at The Drew Acorn, “We Are Still Here” is the last one I expected to get a response from. It was a…

Shrimp Cocktail Gets Last Revenge As It Lodges A Piece of Its Shell in Man’s Throat

February 2, 2018February 2, 2018

by Jake Levine Count this one as a win for prey. After eons of being eaten, devoured and gorged on, shrimp finally bit back, as hero crustacean Shia the Shrimp lodged a…

Kachow To The Void: Reflections of Joseph Campbell in the Cars Franchise

January 28, 2018January 28, 2018

by Jake Levine From darkness and meaninglessness, the words of Lightning McQueen breath life and action into Disney’s illustrious and enduring Cars franchise (sans Cars 2). The words “speed/I am speed” act…

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My Diet is Fish and Beer: An Acorn Goes Abroad Update

November 3, 2017November 3, 2017

By Jake Levine As we slowly (and unwillingly) begin to accept that our time in London is coming to an end, I have found myself grown quite attached to the culture. I…

They’re All Driving on the Wrong Side of the Road: An Acorn Goes Abroad Account

September 22, 2017September 22, 2017

By Jake Levine We’ve been in London for almost a month now, and I’m pleased to say I have not been run over as of yet. Of all the dangers that the…

We’re still here

April 14, 2017April 14, 2017

By Jake Levine         In his declaration that “Hell is other people,” Sartre articulated the power others hold in shaping and determining the perception of us that holds in the public eye.…

“We Were Worms” – In Remembrance of Fallen Worms

April 7, 2017April 7, 2017

By Jake Levine         When it rains, it pours at Drew University. Water cascades throughout campus in a choppy, rough manner that deposits a mixture of dirt, filth and waste throughout various…

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The Drew Acorn is Drew University's student-run newspaper. Established in 1928, the Acorn covers campus life and news, as well as events in Madison and the surrounding area that are of interest to our student body. If you're interested in writing for the Acorn, get in touch at thedrewacorn@gmail.com, or on path.drew.edu
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The Drew Acorn is Drew University’s student-run newspaper. Established in 1928, the Acorn covers campus life and news, as well as events in Madison and the surrounding area that are of interest to our student body. If you’re interested in writing for the Acorn, get in touch at thedrewacorn@gmail.com, or join on path.drew.edu.

  • News
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  • Student Life & Arts
    • Concert Hall Column
    • Humans of Drew
  • Opinions
    • Lead Ed
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  • Digital Issues
  • The Acron
 

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