By Jake Levine Drew University officials have announced that until the current “squirrel situation” is solved, the Simon Forum will be closed until further notice. University officials have been scrambling for days,…
By Jake Levine Following your normal route to Brothers College, you are walking to class down the path. Headphones in, windbreaker up, and sunglasses on, you are walking in style. You let…
By Jake Levine The lord giveth, and the lord taketh. As quickly as “Flappy Bird” came into our lives, it was gone. Never before had an app graced the collective consciousness of…
By Jake Levine Taking advantage of a rare opportunity for a day off, Responsibility reportedly spent Thursday’s snow day enjoying the weather. “When is the next time that I’m going to get…
By Jake Levine Citing the unfinished commons entrance as the source of intense anxiety and confusion amongst the student body, university officials have been scrambling to assure students that construction would be…
By Jake Levine Admit it; Bee Movie is iconic. Jerry Seinfeld’s incorporation of smart humor, wicked satire, and killer puns allows his film to reach a level of greatness that transcends the…