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Drew Launches New Parking Spaces — Just Not On Campus

April 3, 2026April 2, 2026

After years of student petitions, administrative task forces and what officials described as “deep reflection,” Drew University announced on Tuesday the opening of a new parking lot intended to ease campus congestion—a…

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Mystery Solved: Lost “DOYOer” Recovered

April 3, 2026April 2, 2026

In the fall semester of 2011, a bright and ambitious first-year art student, Jean Tuttle (C ’15), mysteriously disappeared. The official police report from the time of her disappearance included a statement…

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Riker Hall Explodes

April 3, 2026April 2, 2026

The years-long battle between Riker Hall residents and the vents in their rooms reached a violent conclusion early this morning. For decades, the building has been notorious for a heating system that…

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Drew Enters Bidding War to Take Over Warner Bros.

April 3, 2026April 2, 2026

After a months-long battle between Netflix, Paramount and other media giants, Drew University has decided to cast their hat into the ring in an effort to buy Warner Bros. Discovery. Despite having…

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BREAKING NEWS: Squirrels Overrun Drew Forest, Students Encouraged to Take Cover

April 1, 2022April 1, 2022

Researchers predict a different outcome for the squirrels of Drew this spring. Usually, it is no surprise to the Drew community when the squirrels begin to spring back into action from their…

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Opinions by Sky Yuris: Let Them Eat NUTS

April 1, 2022April 1, 2022

Picture this. You walk into your kitchen looking for a snack. You head to the fridge door to scout out the leftovers and, just as you grab the handle, the floor falls…

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Greetings Inferior Life Forms

April 1, 2022April 8, 2022

For months now, we have been observing you through your windows, in The Commons and as you walk around the Drew University campus. We know your every move.  We have grown tired…

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Squirrel Community Demands Immediate Change

April 1, 2022April 1, 2022

Hello, and greetings my fellow human and squirrel readers! As one of the few humans who has had the rare privilege to pet a squirrel, the Squirrel Council has selected me as…

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April 1, 2022April 1, 2022

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I’m a Scrat Apologist, and I’m Not Afraid to Admit It

April 1, 2022April 1, 2022

Yes, I Mean the Squirrel From ‘Ice Age’ Looking for a romantic movie to celebrate on your upcoming anniversary with your partner? What about a period piece for a sleepover with those…

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The Drew Acorn is Drew University's student-run newspaper. Established in 1928, the Acorn covers campus life and news, as well as events in Madison and the surrounding area that are of interest to our student body. If you're interested in writing for the Acorn, get in touch at thedrewacorn@gmail.com, or on path.drew.edu
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