All is fair in love and smoothies, except when we make too many and explode the teaching kitchen, which occurred shortly after the grand opening on March 24.
With the grand opening of the new Teaching Kitchen and Allergen-Friendly Station, there has been an overindulgence of smoothie making, which has caused the smoothie blenders to overheat and explode.
There is no known cause as to who, or what, might have caused the blenders to overheat like they did, however it is known that they were used too frequently with too much in them.
An investigation is currently ongoing within the Commons area to deduce how this could possibly happen so soon after the grand opening.
Since the police have been called in to investigate, please do not enter the teaching kitchen area—the investigation is mysterious and important and should not be interrupted.
Since this tragedy has occurred, there have been reports of wild smoothie making happening in the dorms. At the times of 8 a.m. and 6 p.m., there has been a chorus of blenders coming from Tolley Brown Circle turning on to fill the hole that the teaching kitchen has left in almost every student’s heart, and to make a smoothie.
The students and faculty of Drew University mourn this terrible loss of the brand new teaching kitchen.
There will be a memorial at the site of the tragedy once the investigation closes. Students are encouraged to stop by and leave an empty cup in honor of all the cups that will never be filled by the smoothie station again.
Allisen Canyon is a first year majoring in rock and roll and minoring in rocks
