Ex-husband squirrels are the worst. I am not sure why I married this squirrel. He is a no-good lying son of an owl. I, Hercules Axel, have compiled a list of reasons…
Quite frankly, the laundry situation at Drew is horrible. Every time students need to do laundry, the process becomes a multi-hour struggle against the laundry machines and other students’ poor time management…
Drew’s dining contract will be reviewed within the next year, as mentioned at the Student Government meeting on Feb. 8. This semester, there has been a significant increase in concern regarding dining…
I love getting high. I know what you must be thinking, but get your mind out of the gutter. Since I was a kid, my favorite place to be has always been…
During the COVID-19 pandemic, many struggled with a decline in mental health. According to the Center for Disease Control and Prevention, 40 percent of U.S. adults reported struggling with mental health or substance…
The Muppets, world-renowned for their felty exteriors and absurd antics, have unsurprisingly accumulated an impressive filmography since their inception in 1955. This filmography includes not only eight movies but also a whopping…
Drew seems to enjoy painting random rooms with the most absurd colors they can find. It almost seems as if they are being forced to refresh the spaces and are using the…
Drew University provides a wealth of opportunities and resources for its students, especially when it comes to career preparation. Students, however, are missing out on these assets, even though they should be…
The commuters of Drew deserve better parking. Spaces designated to commuters should be accessible to them at all times. Commuters go through enough stress timing their arrival on campus. They should not…
Every morning I wake up and face the cold reality that I live in the same world as cottage cheese. I would like to open this article with the results of a…