BREAKING NEWS! The members of the Acron Newspaper Cult have recently robbed multiple Student Engagement officials! Multiple seniors from the club planned a month-long heist where they would break into the homes of Student Engagement officials and steal their money and furniture.
“It was easy. We just needed the money, and Student Engagement was perfect. And we’ll do it again!” said Zuzu Smith, one of the seniors who was arrested.
Well-known Acorn Cult members Smith, Amanda Denning, David Killorhan and Kevin Feinstein were arrested outside Boynton Beach, Florida. They were seen spending money on piña coladas and partying for Spring Break.
