There is nothing better than spending time outdoors, especially as the weather gets nicer.
You might notice that as spring begins to be sprung, more and more people will start to venture outside to enjoy the amenities of nature. The sunshine, the fresh air, blooming flowers and trees all around are inspiring, and you should be inspired— inspired to embrace your inner squirrel.
Squirrels are the embodiment of spring, with their bushy tails, high pitched bark and aggressive but cute personality. Who wouldn’t want to be a squirrel at Drew University? An endless supply of food (shout out to the Zaro’s bagels!), millions of trees to fight other squirrels for and a whole fan club!
These furry creatures also have the benefit of life without responsibility: no essays to write, no presentations to give or exams to take. For many students, the middle of the semester is a time of tumultuous stress and burnout. What better way to relieve stress than to embrace the spirit of our bushy-tailed friends?
The editorial board is encouraging the students of Drew University to get outside, run around and chase each other to establish their dominance while simultaneously making a most obnoxious squeaky noise.
You might be wondering, “why a squirrel, out of all of the fauna of Drew University?” Well, dearest reader, let us break it down for you.
There are many benefits to embracing your inner squirrel, especially as it gets warmer out. The sprouting green trees on the lawns throughout campus are great places to study when you cannot find a spot in the library during finals week. Just climb up to one of the sturdy branches, break out your laptop and you are all set with a private study space free of distractions (except for your fellow squirrels).
Squirrels also get much more nutrients from acorns and leaves around campus than any food from the Commons will give you. The trees are filled with a never ending supply of fruits and nuts that will definitely be fine to digest as long as you are really a squirrel. Even food that has been discarded into the trash bins outside will give you great satisfaction.
Really, becoming a squirrel allows you to reconnect with nature and touch more grass than you ever thought possible. Instead of being stuck in a lab class for hours on end, you could be frolicking in the forest without a care in the world.
One of the most rewarding benefits of being one with your inner squirrel is the ability to utilize stealth. You’d be able to hide in trash cans along the campus path, ready to jump out and scare any students walking by. The same could be said from hiding out and jumping from trees near oncoming student traffic. It is a great tactical advantage for anyone who truly embraces the spirit of a squirrel.
There are many benefits to embracing your inner squirrel. Not only will it alleviate your mental stressors, it will also help you become the most authentic version of yourself. When you truly embody a squirrel and embrace the culture of the Drew squirrels, your life will become better.
The Lead Ed is the collective opinion of the Editorial Board