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Volume 95 Issue 16

Opinions/The Acron/Volume 95 Issue 16

Ad for a New Squirrband

March 31, 2023April 7, 2023

Hi there! My name is Carl Mustard. Are you a gay squirrel looking for a new squirrband? Well, you are in luck because I am available and looking for a new relationship. …

Opinions/The Acron/Volume 95 Issue 16

The Best Trees to Climb on Campus: For Humans and Squirrels Alike

March 31, 2023April 7, 2023

We live in The Forest. What are you doing if you’re not at least attempting to climb trees? As spring rolls around, I’ve been testing the trees on campus and dictating which…

News/The Acron/Volume 95 Issue 16

Lookin’ For a Swim? New Pool On Top of Brother’s College

March 31, 2023April 7, 2023

Those devastated over the lack of a pool on Brothers College need to cry no longer: starting this Saturday, the Brothers College roof will be offering a state-of-the-art Olympic-sized swimming pool. It…

News/The Acron/Volume 95 Issue 16

Squirrels Unionize for Copyright

March 31, 2023April 7, 2023

Drew University has long used the face of the squirrel for advertising and promoting the name of the school. The long fight to designate the squirrel as Drew’s mascot has gained no…

Opinions/The Acron/Volume 95 Issue 16

I Hate Hating Nicole

March 31, 2023April 7, 2023

Nicole Sydor (‘25), editor-in-chief of The Drew Acorn, is not the worst person in the world. She always avoids not being the best person I know. In my humble opinion, she is…

News/The Acron/Volume 95 Issue 16

ScienceGPT Wreaks Havoc on Drew University

March 31, 2023April 7, 2023

A new technology has corrupted Drew University, with catastrophic repercussions for students, professors and the university’s national reputation. ScienceGPT, an AI tool designed to help students cheat their way through science classes,…

Opinions/The Acron/Volume 95 Issue 16

Reasons Why My Ex-Squirrband is the WORSE

March 31, 2023April 7, 2023

Ex-husband squirrels are the worst. I am not sure why I married this squirrel. He is a no-good lying son of an owl. I, Hercules Axel, have compiled a list of reasons…

Sports/The Acron/Volume 95 Issue 16

Squirrels Celebrate Spring With Spoon-And-Egg Race

March 31, 2023April 7, 2023

Drew University’s squirrels held their bi-annual Equinox Games last Monday, March 20, in celebration of the arrival of spring. The Equinox Games are perhaps the most highly anticipated event of the equinox…

Student Life & Arts/Volume 95 Issue 16

Student Spotlight: Fergus We Love You and Miss You

March 31, 2023March 31, 2023

On this wonderful website, filled with pointless photos and other useless information, some of The Drew Acron Staff would like to commemorate a very important person: Fergus. Fergus is the light post…

Drew Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow/Student Life & Arts/The Acron/Volume 95 Issue 16

Drew Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow: Drew’s Mascot Used To Be A Squirrel

March 31, 2023April 7, 2023

A new and improved Ranger Bear mascot was revealed, as most Drewids (hopefully) saw upon returning from spring break. The new bear is complete with cartoonish eyes, a cooling fan inside and…

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The Drew Acorn is Drew University’s student-run newspaper. Established in 1928, the Acorn covers campus life and news, as well as events in Madison and the surrounding area that are of interest to our student body. If you’re interested in writing for the Acorn, get in touch at thedrewacorn@gmail.com, or join on path.drew.edu.

  • News
    • Campus
    • International
    • Politics
  • Student Life & Arts
    • Concert Hall Column
    • Humans of Drew
  • Opinions
    • Lead Ed
  • Science & Technology
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  • The Acron
 

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